she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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