there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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