So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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