Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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