omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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