please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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