According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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