Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think i got beer on your cat.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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