You're completely useless in the revolution.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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