she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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