you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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