No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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