Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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