Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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