fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
high people should be assigned attendants
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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