porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
