You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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