i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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