so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i think i just lost a toe
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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