ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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