I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if only i could text you this smell
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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