R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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