Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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