It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
two words: eviction party
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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