Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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