Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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