Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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