How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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