I wanna bring you to show and tell
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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