Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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