Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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