i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im holly from the hills drunk
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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