Yo dont text me then not text me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Farmville is her only friend.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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