Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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