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(231): View more from Michigan

so then she threw up in his asshole

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yep..that'll do it.

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(641): View more from Iowa

i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..

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(256): View more from Alabama

that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level

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(314): View more from Missouri

he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.

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(313): View more from Michigan

remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

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(520): View more from Arizona

That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.

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(619): View more from California

He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp

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Only you could benefit from a reckless driver

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