Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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