"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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