Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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