Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
