I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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