you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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