just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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