I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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