i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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