I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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