I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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