Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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