O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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