Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
