i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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