Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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