your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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