i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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